I'm the kind of guy who
Likes to put the effort in
My teeth are really shiny
And my shirts are always clean
Got an active lifestyle
I am a healthy eater
But women don't notice Coz
My hairs like Robbie Krieger
I'm a baseball star
With a million dollar arm
Got a firm handshake
And a bucketload of charm
Gonna sign a contract
Become a super leaguer
But when I remove my helmet
My hair's like Robbie Krieger
I'm the one responsible for
All those super hits
Got a way with music
Can write some good lyrics
Taking that payote
To perform I'm always eager
The groupies keep away Coz
I AM Robbie Krieger