[Verse 1] I'm creeping into town and I'm feeling kinda scary So I'm hittin' up the club gonna f** a bloody Mary Paint the town green with Christmas rhyme But I've lost my mind spittin' sh** out on the side walk I've got my buddy by my side you know my Christmas tree I take it everywhere with me and even into bed to sleep I'm feeling all so horny when I see it in my bed I start to feel up all its leaves fiddle with the ornaments "cover me in tinsel and I'll be your little b**h" Grab a f**ing axe and then ill chop you into pieces [Chorus] You know I've lost my f**ing mind I'm always standing out of line and everybody hates me Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Why? I'm f**ing dead bodies underneath the mistletoe on Christmas You know i've lost my f**ing mind You know i've lost my f**ing mind Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Why? [Verse 2] Doped on medication and my liver is filled with alcohol And I can't get high on marijuana without my friend anxiety Inside of me, so fight with me, and you can say goodbye to me I'm living in sewer and I'm talking to my self And I will never see the light of day and I don't f**ing want to I'm sitting down on Santa's lap up in the mall I know he's curious and furious and all, I'm saying
"Santa, I've been eating broken gla** for breakfast I'm such a bad bad b**h, do you want to f**ing rape me?" [Chorus] You know I've lost my f**ing mind I'm always standing out of line and everybody hates me Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Why? I'm f**ing dead bodies underneath the mistletoe on Christmas You know i've lost my f**ing mind You know i've lost my f**ing mind Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Why? [Verse 3] I turn my blood in to wine, I turn my dick in to bread I'm walking up into a church and try to get me some head I masturbate in a confession both and screaming to the lord I'M GUILTY OF ETERNAL SIN, SAVE ME! Oh sure I blasphemed, but as some point we all do I'm just f**ing curious when worshipping a dead guy Happy birthday Jesus, I'm sorry that your dead But if you wanna slay the wicked, I be shouting f** you [Chorus] You know I've lost my f**ing mind I'm always standing out of line and everybody hates me Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Why? I'm f**ing dead bodies underneath the mistletoe on Christmas You know i've lost my f**ing mind You know i've lost my f**ing mind Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Why?