...Thousands of people own their own camera equipment. Stamps are profitable, too, because they gradually increase in value.
What did I ever do to deserve this?
- I like your style.
- What?!
- I like your style.
- What are you, some sort of a nut?
...and WOW!
- Hellooo!
- Are you talkin' to me, fella?
Are you beginning to feel the rhythm now?
Do you feel the rhythm coursing through your veins, setting your blood on fire?
- I'm sorry, do I know you?
- ...um...
Don't ask her if she likes to dance unless you know how to dance.
When it's trying to get the attention of the opposite s**, it will slap its great forefins in the direction of the one it wants.
- What ARE you doing?
- Aw, come on now, who do you think you are, you--
- Fernando, fancy-fly extraordinaire!
Don't talk about yourself, and your interests, all during the meal.
How would you like to spank somebody?
- I beg your pardon!
Don't be afraid to use adjectives when you talk to women.
- I still wake up at nights, dreaming...
- I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't think you should be telling me these things.
- Hey. Hey, you!
- Are you talkin' to me, fella?
- Yeah. I love you.
My neighbor's favorite occupation is making models of boats.
- Hey, would you shut up?
- ...you know, I'm, uh... heh... it's awful nice to sit here with you, I... hah... that's an awful nice record, I'd--I just thought, you know, if, uh... yeah, it's right around the corner, I don't know, you know, if you wanted to... listen to a record... I, uh... you know, I just rattle around in a big apartment all by myself... heh... just me and the hi-fi... ha ha ha!
- You poor little thing. My heart goes out to you. ...And so does this poker!
- Augh!