I'm so 3000 and late I partied six hours straight Cryogenic freeze Catch some zzz's I can't wait Futon twin Queen size king In a coma hangin' over My alarm ain't ring Damn There goes my raise and perks It's the third time this week Coming late to work Lipstick stains Thinking why did I kiss her Cuties on the train Hey soul sister Sitting here contemplating What should I tell 'em I'm still a little drunk Like that Lady Antebellum Large cup of coffee Now I'm out of my sedation 9:04 One minute more My termination Permanent vacation Unemployment lines Job applications Help wanted signs Red Bull cup full Caffeine overdosing Doing what it takes To keep my eyes from closing Fortune 500 Wall Street day traders
Big risk takers Corporate movers and shakers Liars fakers White collar perpetrators Hate crime Full-time discriminators Her a** look thick In her business suits 5 star chick She deserves a salute Can't get in her Blackberry Flaunting loot forbidden fruit She'll put you on mute Or shut you down reboot I remember when she First pledged AKA And when she graduated With a MBA Her boss tried to floss She ain't give him no play Now he's messing with her pay And her 401k sh** I got problems of my own Same phone different tone Same grave different stone You can tell by the smell Of my cannabis cologne Ms.Takes from my past Taking most of my bread Taxing my a** City State Fed