I am a Professor of s**ology
Who flunked a course in pathology
A s**ologist who has studied the s**ological pattern
It was not easy for I had to learn it in Latin
I learnt that man used to chase woman with a club
Now he takes woman to dinner in a pub
I am completely against s**ist s**ism more or less
Found mainly in the s**ploitation of the s**less
I am currently studying a s**ton s**pot
Whose bells have gone to her head a real lot
She wants to play with a s**tet
I'm sure with her bells I bet
Her bells do often peal s** appeal
Sexually transmitted ringing in the ears the deal
I must s** change this s** offending s** kitten
Before her s** life is like a s** maniac smitten
For she thinks she is a s** symbol s**agenarian
I must end this sad case of fairyism