I stay torn between k**ing him and loving him He stays torn between neon lights and home How 'bout a honky tonk angel To tell me how this whole thing works Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her? I got a pack of camels I'm fixing to open 'Cause I got an apron I'm fixing to tie on Tell me how you fry a sk**et of chicken In high heels and a skirt Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her? Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her? Like a tease comb for a mess of hair 'Cause you're trying to keep your man From that hussy over there
And a cheap dress, tube top Looking for a cat fight Pretty little bar fly Doesn't think that I'm the kinda Good girl that's gonna go bad Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her? He's gonna sleep in them cowboy boots On that couch tonight I'm gonna sit at that kitchen table With a bottle of wine I'm gonna search that midnight radio 'Til I find something that hurts Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her? Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her? Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her?