Its not something Im proud of Not something I would tell my friends Its not something I want you, to know about me But Ill break down my addiction, so you can see Into my life, just so you can see Its so hard for me to say so hard You know Im addicted to The Book So many hours I have spent Stalking all my friends You know Im addicted to The Book I could look at all Nine hundred seventy two pictures I could blow it off Like it I didnt care about that dude in that picture tagged with you But I do, I hate to admit this, I clicked his profile too
And now Im clowning on his trucker hat I cant believe youd hang out with that I thought your status said youre single Hes kissing on your ear girl I play it off like the book is not my style Then Ill go and spend the next forty minutes Moving on to a new profile I mean I swear on my life that Ive tried to tone it down I mean I keep looking at the people from my hometown Sitting there not trying to be mean But damn dude got fat from my 6th grade soccer team Its my dream to spend all day laptop out clicking away What more can I say