[Verse 1] Here's my keys I want you to take them I think I'm going to need you, to get back home Hold on to my hat, I don't want to lose it I couldn't stand for something else to be gone I'm sure you know the reason I'm here crying I think you'll understand why [Chorus] Tonight I'm the designated drinker I just lost The one who wrapped me around her finger I need to get To where I can't think of her So tonight I'm the designated drinker [Verse 2] I came here to get you to help me I need a friend to see me through
I hated to call, I knew you wouldn't mind at all I know you know I'd do the same for you I'm not the kind that likes to drown my sorrows I may hate myself tomorrow [Chorus] Tonight I'm the designated drinker I just lost The one who wrapped me around her finger I need to get To where I can't think of her So tonight I'm the designated drinker [Outro] We need to get to where we can't think of her So tonight We're the designated drinkers Woah tonight We're the designated drinkers