All full of alcohol
Vapours of ethanol
Me and my family
Hopelessly lost at sea
I leave my house like the Mary Celeste
And I jump to my d**h, and I jump to my d**h
I leave my house like the Mary Celeste
And I jump to my d**h, and I jump to my d**h
If I'm to die at sea
Find whiskey and pickle me
Write a song with no lyrics
Welcome home in good spirits
If I'm to live until
I'm hopelessly tired and ill
Visit me every day
Please do not walk away
I leave my house like the Mary Celeste
And I jump to my d**h, and I jump to my d**h
I leave my house like the Mary Celeste
And I jump to my d**h, and I jump to my d**h