[Intro]
My favorite actor? Oh that's easy, Kevin Bacon, obviously
His best movie is, probably a tie... between all of 'em!
[Ad-Lib]
Jarren Benton, K-K-Kato on the track b**h
K-K-Kato on the track b**h!
Oh my God man!
What the f** is going on man?!
I can't feel my f**ing face dude!
I can't feel my f**ing face dude!
Oh my God, oh my God!!
MOM, MOM!
[Verse: Jarren Benton]
Y-yeah
2Pac back, 2Pac dead, CIA put a price on his head
Walk with a mu'f**in' knife by my leg
Woke up with a couple dykes in the bed!
Redneck n***a Bud Light in the can
Rainman ho throwed off in the head
I'm so geeked gone off with the mess
Back-hand hoes and I'm off with they friend!
Okay, Johnny, sweep the leg, basket missin' easter eggs
Decapitate that b**h if she blow me then I'm gon' keep the head
Murder, murder, k**, k**, at least that's what the reaper said
And I know right? I'd rather save these bullets and make you eat the lead
Get it? I said, eat the lead, hit a motherf**er with the een-frared
Damn my bad meant infrared, snitch a** n***as you in the feds
Don't call me past nine cause me and yo b**h will be in the bed
Call that b**h, Linthebred, that's cause her name Linthebred
Must've heard me wrong if you thought I said
"Then I'm gon' lend her bread!", shot myself in the leg
Look down at it, then it bled
I didn't need that b**h so I cut it off and threw it in the shed
Yes, I got five knives inside my hand b**h, I'm no kin to Fred
Krueger, but I got a ruger, that'll go through ya b**h when I do ya
I'm gon' leave and the next time I see ya, I will act like I never knew ya
Coke from Cuba, 'Back To the Future', then I scuba dive in Aruba
With two losers b**h I'm cooler, J-J-Jarren Benton, a ruler!
Disturbin' Tha Peace like Luda (LUDA!), b**h I'm about my gouda
Yes I f** fat hoes and we get ice cream cones from Bruster's
b**h I'm stuck in beast mode and I might just rip your spine out,
Gone off that same dope that f**ed up Amy Winehouse!
I-I-I-I'm out ... psych! Back in
MAC-10, I'll make you do a f**ing backspin
Uh, s-s-sipping coke and Captain
Debo, slam a motherf**er in the trash can!
Legend in the making, b**hes wanna rape him
White boys mad, cause I freebased with Kevin Bacon
Shout out to my chitlin' eatin' n***as down in Macon
And if these n***as sleeping, we about to wake 'em
I got hoes on my dick, don't you think that's sick? (Why?)
b**h, literally, I got holes on my dick
Jumping out of Cobra Starships you wanna start sh**
I'll punch a hole in your chest, rip out your f**ing heart again!
Rap game's Anakin, got these n***as panickin'
Whoop a n***a's a** and I ride with him in the ambulance
I'm ill enough to blow a hole in my dick
And this is just the intro, so n***as know that I'm sick! Kato!
[Outro]
Kato, Kato, Kato, I'm okay though!
Oh my God, oh my God!
Mom! MOM! MOM!
Listen to 'Freebasing With Kevin Bacon'
Starring Jarren Benton and Katooooh my God mom!
Mom, my dick is falling off!
Mom, my dick is falling off, mom!
Mom I can't-I can't see my dick anymore, mom!
MOM! MOM! Mom, is breakfast ready?
Mom! Mom! Hey, mom! Oh my God...