Welcome to having all of the power
And welcome to k**ing the earth and all of its flowers
Welcome to raping everything you come in contact with
And welcome to giving us all trust issues and self-hatred
Welcome to manhood
Welcome to being able to k** anything you want get away with it--especially if you're white
Even when it's bad it's good for you
I mean, even if you're not white you can k** a woman, nobody will really care
Welcome to the lesser gender you're a murderer
Even if what you k** is the soul of a small girl
You k** and you k** and you never ever stop
And now all women are zombies and we're all dead inside
You can be fat and still have s** as long as you're rich
You can put your dick in anything you want, even a pie, there's movies about it
I want to thank you
I can't be alone in a parking lot
Thank you
I can't be alone in an elevator
And thank you
A penis represents d**h to me
And thank you
Heteros**ual intercourse is rape
You invented God so we would have to cook dinner every night, hey now
And welcome to manhood