I miss Elvis in the movies
With his dyed black hair
Wish that I could find an ice cold
Double Cola somewhere
If I had a time machine
I'd go back when panthers roamed in Arkansas
And buffalo made their home in Tennessee
Every afternoon I'd watch
Dark Shadows on TV
Scared to d**h that Barnabas
Would take a bite of me
If I were a vampire
I'd fly back when panthers roamed in Arkansas
And buffalo made their home in Tennessee
Frogs are disappearing
Through the ozone hole
I can't find one song I like
On the radio
They didn't have these problems
Way back when panthers roamed in Arkansas
And buffalo made their home in Tennessee
If I knew a genie
We could live when panthers roamed in Arkansas
And buffalo made their home in Tennessee