My buddies from up north make fun of me
Bout the way I talk and my fear of jim cantore
But they don't see
How I was raised in the biggest small town in the south
Going from farms to beaches in a half hour drive south
Yeah, there's no place I'd rather be
Than Pensacola
Meet me where the blue angels fly so close
At the line around the Krispy Kreme doughnuts
At the sugar sand beaches and Jerrys drive in
Wakin up in Bealuh not knowin where I been
Lord knows that's where home is
That's Pensacola
Stuck on davis highway in rush hour
After hurricane ivan hangin with Gulf Power
In a 100 degree heat
Made out a few times behind the boardwalk shell
Rocked out at Springfest when it was hot as hell
Yeah nowhere beats
Home sweet Pensacola
Meet me where the blue angels fly so close
At the line around the Krispy Kreme doughnuts
At the sugar sand beaches and Jerrys drive in
Wakin up in Sluggos not knowin where I been
Lord knows that's where home is
That's Pensacola
Got my first lapdance at Aretys
Her name was Alexis and I was 18
But she was 45
Booty danced at Seville on teen night
Watched the ball drop at the beach and kissed my girl at midnight
Thought she was the love of my life
(bullsh** that cold heartless motherf***er) noski
But it was Pensacola
Rode the go carts at Sam's Fun City
Met a girl that was way too pretty for me
And that's a fact
Celebrated Mardi Gras downtown and on the beach
They always said Mobile's was better but I still saw titties
So Mobile can kiss our a**
Cuz we're Pensacola
Meet me where the blue angels fly so close
At the line around the Krispy Kreme doughnuts
At the sugar sand beaches and Jerrys drive in
Wakin up in Mobile cuz this place aint even close
Lord knows that's where home is
That's Pensacola
I kissed the moose at McGuire's a couple of times
Drove to nine mile just to get high for a while
Woke up at least four times at the Lillian line
Put fireworks in sh** for entertainment to pa** the time
Lost my v-card down on Hyde Park Street
Best 15 seconds of my life is you ask me
Them Friday night lights are blindin
With them tigers and gators fightin
But we will never forget them titans
We eat lots of fish and then we throw it
Hit the jackpot in Biloxi and then come home and blow it
Praise the St. Augustine gra** then b**h and mow it
Run out of dope from Mexico so we just grow it
Lie to the PPD when they ask where the dope was
We was stuck in the Cordova mall parkin lot left hopeless
As to where we was or where we was going
But hell we kept the jack and coke and coors flowin
As the beach wind was blowin our problems away
Livin the panhandle life like we aint promised tomorrow today
Live your whole life just to get the hell outta this place
Only to move back three times before you finally face
Theres no place on this earth that I'd rather be
Than Pensacola home of the aviation navy
In the middle of the bible belt with banks on every corner
Where future former Alabama coaches come to get bo*ers
Take a trip down Cervantes yours bound to fine a moaner
That's a homer proud to do what you please for a price
But just make sure her downstairs aint infested with lice
Got tipsy with Gypsies at the bluffs on the railroad tracks
Said f** tate one last time when I thought I was black
Took too many trips to the dock and captain fun
Got my a** beat at Bamboo Willie's by Captain Morgan and his rum
Party hopped ot my boy Ben's then Michelle's then to the Cabana Lounge
Ended up at Waffle House then Whataburger and then I found
Myself pa**ed out drunk as hell next to my bed
Woke up hung over just to do it all over again
Meet me where the blue angels fly so close
At the line around the Krispy Kreme doughnuts
At the sugar sand beaches and Jerrys drive in
Wakin up at the Flora-Bama not knowin where I been
Lord knows that's where home is
That's Pensacola
Meet me where the blue angels fly so close
At the line around the Krispy Kreme doughnuts
At the sugar sand beaches and Jerrys drive in
Wakin up at the Sandshaker with coke on my chin!
Lord knows that's where home is
That's Pensacola