[Chorus 1]
God, I hate Shakespeare
But when I sit and really
Contemplate Shakespeare
I guess I hate the fact that
He is everything I ever
Dreamed that I could be
I mostly hate the way he makes me
Feel about... me
[Spoken]
Cause the truth is
[Chorus 2]
It wouldn't be that
Bad to be Shakespeare
In fact, I'd give my left
Nad to be Shakespeare
If I could only have
One tiny little smidgen
Of his notoriety
It would relieve me of the pressures
Of responsibility
[Outro]
I've gotta make it happen
Gotta find that pot of gold
If there was just some way to know
Just what the future... holds
[Spoken]
What the future holds!