(ready ready set go)
He generally elects
The opposite s** but sometimes he strays.
It depends
On weekends or weekdays.
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I can guarantee when he gets there it will be a party atmosphere
A party atmosphere
He generally elects
To stay home at night but sometimes he's gone.
You might find him
When he's pa**ed out on the lawn.
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He generally elects
Boxer shorts but sometimes it's briefs
And he can wear
The bikinis when he pleased
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