The other day it just popped open
The cherry in the riddle, the gra**y hole
The round little seven holes in the gra**
Some day it will hold eight inches, won't it now?
So, some day, ten will fit, I guess
Twelve would be too much
Twelve would be too much
Ten's a lot, you see?
The grave mound at Black Point Plain
The hole in the gra** was suddenly prepared
I don't know who did it, but
The round little seven-inch hole in the gra**
It definitely won't retract to six
It definitely won't retract to five
So some day, ten will fit, I guess
Twelve would be too much
Twelve would be too much
Ten's a lot, you see?
They told me about Akasaka Mitsuke
But no matter where, it's the same old story
Big Thrills, all over the world
The round little seven-inch hole in the gra**
One more little stretch? Sorry, I won't let you
One more little stretch? Sorry, I won't let you