It's hard to believe that I smile in my sleep,
'Cause everyone leaves me,
I'm so hard to keep company,
In Misery Company
Most people don't mention the stripes on my sleeve,
Though I liked attention,
I just want to live quietly
In Misery Company
The weight of the world is in our hands, right
Straight as my oath that I live by
Don't even know what we're fighting for
Oh, what a cutie, here comes Officer Dave
Reporting for duty, a cut and a shave,
Number 3
For misery company
Our wonderful training kept us off the front line
Stops the k**, entertaining
Drops the bill everytime
Naturally, we're Misery Company
The weight of the world is in our hands, right
Straight as my oath that I live by
Don't even know what we're fighting for
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