[Intro: Kael Jenkins, Bigg Kintjun]
Walmart?...
Alright
Walmart...
Yeah...
This my kind of place
[Verse 1: Kael Jenkins]
All I see is white trash
And a bunch of fat a**
This is Walmart b**h
Get on the gra**
Yeah its turf
And I put it in the front of my house
They got everything here
b**h its my blouse
I'm wearing it
People of Walmart dot com
I'm bout to drop a bomb
Cause they sell them too
Its in the gun section
That b**h is showing off her f**ing C-Section
It's on sale
I'm on bail
I'm at Walmart
b**h, I'm gonna yell
It's what I do
f**ing white stinky
Motherf**ers out here with no pinkies
You a greeter?
I'm glad to meet ya...
Where's the f**ing super soakers at pinche
[Bridge 1: Bigg Kintjun, Chutch McGillicutty, Kael Jenkins]
Pinche...
Pinche juevo...
Walmart...
Walmart...
[Verse 2: Bigg Kintjun]
Get on the mic
You piece of white trash
Gonna met you in the back of Golden Corral
We're gonna rob them of food
Gonna leave the money
We real fat
We want all the waffles and honey
Then gonna go back to Walmart
And get some fishing gear
Don't you look at me
I'm Dad of the year
I got man b**bs
And a tiny penis
Don't quote me on that
Where's aisle 5?
Cleanup
I just sh** my pants
I did some coke in your bathroom
Ain't no joke
It's my favorite place to smoke fool
Walmart b**h
That's where I met my wife
I'm the best, happiest I've ever been in life
I love coming up to Walmart
On a Wednesday and Tuesday
Every day they got free sh** going on
What's up, now pa** the...
Where you sell the lawn toys?
I got a real... thing going on...
[Verse 3: Kael Jenkins]
And I'm smoking on chron
Cause this sh** is poppin'
I'm at Walmart, prices are droppin'
So many deals
I got so many feels
This is where I was born
This is where I'll die
Walmart muthaf**a...
For life...
I'm eating at the Walmart Mickey D's
b**h please
You better get on both knees
When you step to these
Muthaf**ing ballers
Oh sh**...
They got soccer balls? Yeah...
They got everything you needed
Endy in the back
Got a little coke and some weed
sh**, it's a f**ing party at Walmart
Look at me and my family on Hallmark
Yeah b**h, we in the family section
I saw this b**h and I got an erection
She was so fine
Tattoos coming out her a**
Hey baby, what's your name la**?
Do you wanna get married?
Let's have a baby first
It's Walmart
I'm eating sunbursts
While I'm chilling with a super ball
Muthaf**a...
I'm a super baller
[Hook: Chutch McGillicutty, Kael Jenkins]
Walmart...
Walmart...
Walmart...
Walmart...
Walmart...
Walmart...
Walmart...
Walmart...
Walmart...
Fat a**...
Walmart...
Walmart...
White, white, white trash
Walmart...
Fat a**...
White trash...
Walmart...
[Verse 4: Kael Jenkins]
And her a** was looking extra cheesy
I'm off the heezy
It's Walmart, me, and Jeezy
Muthaf**a, chillin' listening to rap
Playing Playstation 4
Cause I can't afford one
Muthaf**a, I am the one
I'm at Walmart
Ain't accept me at the mall
So this is where I come to f**ing ball
People are my type
O-negative
With a little bit of Hep
And a little bit of AIDS
It's looking discrazed here...
[Outro: Chutch McGillicutty]
Walmart...
Walmart...
I ball hard at Walmart...