[Beat Czar Kasparov] Hey yeah it's cool because I get $10/hr I was getting $9 at the last job
[Kabuto the Python] Hey yeah you in the [?] hat, are you MC Playstation?
[Beat Czar Kasparov] Yeah the one and only
[Kabuto the Python] Oh my freaking ef, I'm so freaking out right now
[Beat Czar Kasparov] It's alright man like five people downloaded that album
[Kabuto the Python]
Yo are you that guy that did that Final Fantasy song?
That's like my favorite song ever holy sh** you're the bomb
I'm so starstruck I almost sent this miss of anon
If you played a show then I'd totally go to it with my mom
[Beat Czar Kasparov] Thanks man
Sometimes I try to write raps like you
Act like you
Wear the same hats as you
And I wonder could you help me help my raps improve?
I promise not to be offended and I'll practice, too
I know you're busy with your music and stuff
I know you got no free time and that I'm using it up
Don't mean to schmooze or s** up
I just feel stupidly lucky to get to talk to you
It's awkward because you're cooler than f**
Nobody will believe me that I met up with you
You should've charged for your album, have you read the reviews?
You know what was the dopest of my friends and me too
And so we're wondering if you're cooking up anything new?
[Hook]
[Beat Czar Kasparov]
Where you see yourself in three years?
Five, ten, twenty, where?
Getting wild money, fly men fly honeys
Doing it professional spouse and a kid
Then a house and I'm making people giving a sh**
Where you see yourself in thirty years?
Forty, forty-five?
Chopping samples up laughing drinking forties getting high?
Nope
I'm just spitting sane facts
How you going an old geezer kicking digi-game raps?
[Verse 2]
Yo I heard your album just drops that sh** is dope fam
I heard you got a couple crazy tracks where you go ham
Here's a little tip from your boy
Now I ain't Stan
But if you played a couple live shows you could get more fans
I could get on your sh** lend you my name
Hell I'll do it for the music and a hundred in change
This ain't a hustling game
I just need to pay my rent plus I'm a motherf**ing businessman
Yo you feel me? The fame will make it up you kid
Cause you ain't got to do it low key hustling spits
You could be the new YTCracker front mc chris
Because you got it ain't nobody f**ing with this
You got a dayjob, I'm making cream
Off my nerdcore records it's a pocket full of green
There ain't enough people buzzing profit in the scene
That's the devil on your shoulder telling you not to live your dream
[Repeat hook]
Hey man we missed you at the show last night
It was crazy I thought we might have blown the mic
I even scoped some fights I think broke some lights
And yo the turn-out was intense plus the dough was nice
So you should've headed out you got some merc moving
Just in case we copped a bit of extra perp for you
It's hurting you
That you ain't trying to rock these shows
You got to keep your face up in the spotlight bro
You got fans for days
You just got to show up
You can't keep doing this from home you got to grow up
Get as popular as f**
It's time to take the next step
To be a rapper, you got to put your heart it in bunk
So tomorrow man I want to hear you calling me up
If you ain't stuck in cla** or at a job or some such
I want to hear that you're committed down for walking this path
A musician and it's time that you're accomplishing that
[Repeat hook]