Ooh wah-oh wah-oh wah
Ooh wah-oh wah-oh wah
Ooh wah ooh
Ooh wah ooh
Teenage, green age, awkward in-between age
(Teenage enema nurse)
I turned fifteen, thought it was a teen scene
(Teenage enema nurse)
Thought it would be easy, but it makes me queasy
I'm a teenage enema nurse
We're all just teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurse
Must have left a chapter out
In student nursing cla**es
They never taught me all about
Those tubes and lubes and a**es
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
They told me, "Stick the nozzle in
There's really nothing to it
It's not a very pretty job
But someone's got to do it"
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
We're all just teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurse
Ow!
Ooh wah-oh wah-oh wah
Ooh wah-oh wah-oh wah
Ooh wah ooh
Ooh wah ooh
Teen job, mean job, not a very clean job
(Teenage enema nurse)
Poses with hoses, ain't no bed of roses
(Teenage enema nurse)
There are no vacations, just evacuations
(Teenage enema nurse)
We're all just teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurse
I've had my first emergency
It made me so disgusted
The bag swelled up with urgency
To empty, and it busted
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
The work is sh**, the pay is low
I labor night and day
I'd quit but I'm so broke, I know
I'll never find a way
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
We're all just teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurse
This job stinks!