[Verse 1]
Hello people! Y'all ain't got sh** on my sh**
I got flow like water, I ain't quitting this b**h
Y'alls flow is a lazy as I am when I smoke
Y'alls life is as hazy as mine is when I'm broke
Shove my co*k in your mom, don't call the cops when she choke
Her pretty lips on my dome and gave my a** a good stroke
I'm as crazy as a crackhead selling some coke
And y'all still think I'm playing and you say I'm a joke
Grab a THOT outta the bar, give her a** a good whopping
Tell her mom she a s*ut and stab her a** ‘til she dripping
Cold blood on the concrete, that's what I'm sipping
Dracula ain't sh**. Y'all steadily tripping
[Interlude]
I'm a regular guy. You know. I eat. I sh**. I drink. I piss. sh** like that. Ain't nothing special about me, you know. I rap, but...I mean no one knows about me. I make beats too but i'm trying to improve on that. You know as of right now I'm nobody
[Verse 2]
I once had goldfish. Put it on my dick
I thought it would s** it. It died pretty quick
One day I f**ed the sh** outta my own hand
Turns out it was f**ing great like a kilogram
I once had a 9 milli. Stole it from high Billy
Took it out for lunch and the day was kinda chilly
Blast the whole supermarket in a f**ing breather
Cops chasing after me, now its time to leave her
Dipping out the crime scene in a f**ing Bimmer
90 units on our a**, scary like a lemur