Im such a f**ing specimen
A skeleton dipped in some mother f**ing gelatin
k**ing all the gentlemen, f**ing all the feminine
Mexicans. Robbing them of their f**ing estrogen
Making a mess of them. Welcome to my regimen
Tag teaming b**hes with my n***a David Letterman
I never play Jenga with them turban wearing kids
They just throw planes at it. I always f**ing win
And when I see Topanga I start to jerk my dick
Wishing I was Cory Matthews so I can f** that b**h
Rub my penis. Time for some cunnalingus
Got Topanga here. f** that f*ggot Minkus
Wearing a hooded sweatshirt yeah its f**ing sleeveless
Not known for my cleanness, opposite hygienist
A dumb genius with no known weakness
I abort you mother f**ers like an inconvenient fetus
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Gaws, its something that you can't have
You little cat dads buy your f**ing snapbacks
Your wack fads, were past that
Matter of fact we laugh at, all you f*gs who try to buy swag
Im trying to get a mother f**ing scholarship
But it won't happen like barbers with parkinsons
Im a insecure narcisist, charisma's been pardoned
Thats not a shot because im not a f**ing marksman
Harry Potter red carpet. Slip past the f**ing guardsmen
As I talk Emma Watson out of her undergarments
Show her how my dick hardens as I hold her against her Will
As I f**ing dance like Carlton
Oh, you a fly b**h my dick is a pilot
Your p**y is a co*k pit, Im a f**ing fly you
Im coming hard like this beat is Rihanna's clit
What the f**ing are you doing? Im f**ing stooping b**h
The Mafia of Mirabeau out here running sh**
And youd be lucky if we let your girl s** our dicks
[Breakdown]
I want to f** the cute beaner from little ceasars
Eat her chonies and feed her my f**ing wiener
f**ed her so hard her kitty had a seizure
k**ed her f**ing p**y my dicks the grim reaper
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