DADS CONVERGE IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH
BEER GUTS AND CORN NUTS AND STALE DAD BREATH
UP IN THE BLEACHERS THE CROWD STARTS TO GROW
THIS POP'S A CAN THATS ABOUT TO EXPLODE
DAD POUNDS DAD SOUNDS ALL AROUND
DAD BEARDS DAD CHEERS FROM THE CROWD
PABST IN HIS HAND IS LIKE A NUCLEAR BOMB
DAD FIGHT, DAD FIGHT DON'T TELL MOM