I have a Reshiram
Stats are maxed Out
Ain't Never used it
They tell me it's strong
I Live with Legendaries, take care of me
I have accountants pay for their food
They say I'm crazy but I have a good time
I'm just looking for fun with Legendaries
Life's been good to me so faaarrrr
My Corvette does One Eighty Five
I lost my license now I don't drive
I have a flying type ride on its back
I'll wear the armor in case I'm attacked
I'm making potions my fans they can't wait
They write me letters tell me I'm great
So I got an office, Poke-wards on the wall
Just leave a message, maybe I'll call
Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through...
I can't complain but sometimes I still dooo
Life's been good to me so faarrrr
I go to Battles, sometimes 'til four
It's hard to leave when [unintelligible] Pokemon
It's tough to handle misfortune and fame
Everybody's so different and I haven't changed
They say I'm lazy but it takes it all my time
I keep on goin', yes I never whine
Life's been good to me so faarrr...