[Basement]
Cosby 8: "I'd like to explore! And I get into stuff. Maybe I can look around, y'know, Rudy!"
Cosby 1:"Y'see, Theo, each Cosby is getting worse than the last, y'see."
Mitchell: "Jesus, you're right, Cosby One."
Cosby 8: "I like to explore the house, y'know! I will go around the house... I am Curiosity Cosby, y'see."
Mitchell: "Dear God, this has to stop now."
[THEME]
He was a Cosby fan at heart
It's clear
He searched and found a Cosby hair
He spent ten long years and Built a cloning machine!
And now,
He's achieved his wonderful dream!
To make a house of Cosbys
It's a house of Cosbys
[Living Room]
Mitchell: "Alright, it's done. I've locked the basement. No more Cosbys."
Cosby 3: "Well, Theo, sometimes you just have to try your best, y'know."
Mitchell: "I feel terrible. This all started because I wanted a Cosby of my own. To entertain me and tell me Cosby jokes all the time."
Cosby 3: "But that wasn't enough, was it Rudy?"
Mitchell: "No. I wanted more. I couldn't be happy with just one Cosby. I had to have two. And when I realized Cosby Two just wanted to help me pick up around the house... I figured the other Cosbys might have specialties as well. Like- doin' the dishes or... ma**age- I don't know. Should've known to stop at Cosby Seven when all he did was stand there and do nothing."
Cosby 3: "It's okay, Theo. I think you've learned your lesson. And- remember boy: I am your father. I'm always here to protect you, y'see."
[Basement Door]
Cosby 8: "Hmm, this makes me curious, y'see. Theo. Exploration. Rudy."
[Bathroom Door]
Mitchell: "Please, Cosby Six, you're wiping me out. Cosbys One and Five have to use the bathroom too, you've been in there all day. Okay, you're pissing me off!"
Cosby 1: "Theo, I have to go poop... In the toilet!"
Cosby 5: "And the thing is Rudy; I have to go pee-pee, y'see?"
Mitchell: "Please, Cosby Six."
[Bathroom]
Cosby 6: "Y'see, Theo. You have to let a man take a bath. I'm Cosby number Six: Bathtub Cosby, y'see."
[Bathroom Door]
Cosby 5: "I'm going to pee and poop in my pants, y'see. If I can't get to that toilet, y'see. I'm dancing Cosby"
Mitchell: *Sigh* "What the f** am I gonna do?"
Cosby 4: "Ooh, Theo! Y'see! You gotta hurry! Cosby number Eight broke into the basement, y'see! He's cloning more Cosbys!"
Mitchell: "Tattle-tale Cosby! I knew you'd be useful at some point!"
[Basement]
Mitchell: "Stop it, you idiot! Stop it!"
Cosby 9: "I'm Cosby number Nine, I'm Buck-Naked Cosby, y'see. I like to play with fire, y'see. Theo."
Mitchell: "I'm going to end this once and for all."
[Hrrngh!]
Cosby 10: "Stop, Mitchell! I cannot allow you to destroy this cloning machine.I am Cosby number Ten: Data an*lysis Cosby."
[Living Room]
Mitchell: "So every tenth Cosby I clone has... special powers?"
Cosby 10: "Yes, powers beyond your wildest dreams. And each Super Cosby is more special than the last. Working together, and us Super Cosbys can end world hunger, create peace on Earth, solve crimes, and more. But we need your help, Mitchell."
Mitchell: "But what about the other Cosby clones? The ones in between the Super Cosbys, what do I do with them?"
Cosby 10: "Everything has its place, Mitchell. Everything has its place."
Next time on the House of Cosbys
[Basement]
Cosby 10: "It's done, Mitchell. I've just secured the property in Utah for the Cosby Compound. We'll have Carpentry Cosby build additional barracks, and Weapons Cosby will manufacture weapons for our protection, Country Music Cosby will play us some Country. And we'll rock down hillbilly style."
Mitchell: "Excellent, Cosby Ten. Tomorrow, we ride!"
[CREDITS]