[Intro]
This ain't no double entendre
This ain't no euphemism
This is real life
I'm describing a natural disaster
Mud flow...
[Verse 1]
Land ma** shifting beneath our feet
Houses, floating on down the street
Debris, wreck and ruin
Bobbing along like bu*ter would not melt
Deluge never ending
And the raindrops never cease to pelt
[Chorus]
Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a Mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly Mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you
Mudslide
[Verse 2]
Neighbours thus far I have managed to avoid
Flounder as they're drawn
Deep down into the watery void
Gesticulating wildly
But it's awkward so I wave ta-ta
The distant cries of anguish
Play havoc with my Cha Cha
[Chorus]
Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a Mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly Mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you
Mudslide
[Bridge]
Somewhere under the mudflow
Way down low there lies
My dear beloved gazebo
[Chorus]
Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a Mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly Mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you
Mudslide
[Outro]
Do you know what this is?
It's a f**ing mudslide