I've been hearing things, and I'd like to let you know
That typically I'd hear them and then just let them go
But at the frequency I hear, it's clear to me you need a hand
So go ahead, blame me, cause unlike you I can take it like a man
So go ahead and tell them all, stick with what you know
Because all you do is talk, and you put on such a show
So go ahead and tell them all about how you are the reason
That we're anything at all. We're glad you know you're so impressive
In my defense I've done my best to try to clear the air
Called and stopped by, but conveniently you're never there
So if you wanna hide that's fine, but know that you have made this mess
And every minute that goes by just makes me care even less
So take a shot and drink your beer, then light a cigarette
Mix in some prescription pills, soon you'll just forget
That one by one you've lost all the respect of friends you had
So bottoms up, cause here's to you and stabbing good friends in the back