I'm 18 spittin on this open mic Hock a loogie right I'm straight spittin up Like a lil tike on the stork flight I rap over these beats because it's savory on the pallet Both ways making rhymes atop this purple salad, I mean I just wanna show em what I can do But they think is too looney to make it on them tunes First they be telling me I'm sh** Pretty soon they'll be puttin a "the" in the middle of it Yea I know I'm the sh** Toilet flushing, these girls blushing These kids be fussing, but not me right? The confrontation be datin but I broke up the fight what Running these streets like I'm training de the race I think you've cancer cause your hands bigger than your face Oh wait it's a broken nose From this... Broken flow I own this show With a haphazard flow A female deer, oh dear, a doe! 20 beers on a boat then you drowning though Sun exclamation Apollo oh no! My curriculars co Ba**es be low Basement low Man f** this random flow, let's go! Sometimes man you just gotta go hard as mom to get wiped clean from that callow sh** man So maybe if I just yell really loud people will think I'm a bad a** let's try it I'm dyslexic, have OCD and I like fish b**h So if you're s**ist and confused then make me a mother f**in sandwich You best know I'm rollin in dough and Shoot I'm risin up the ladder to fix the second floor yo Where I saw a cellabit homeless man who had no f**s to give Being married to a hermaphradite who had two f**s to give Then they had a kid The poor sap was more sh** out luck than leprechauns crap I worked for a poor shelters lemonade stand I worked til those quarters added up to 100 grand
I poured for the poor until i couldn't pour no more So the poor had to pour for the poor until the poor couldn't pour no more Phat ph at sub 7 and droppin Like I'm dropping acid, hydrochloric, HCl'n these s**ers lollipoppin H e, he is number 2, m m me let me give you a clue I've got that hydrogen flow sickest boy with the flu, achoo Looking at my self in the mirror Reflecting on what's made me look like myself, is it a blur or A handful of painful moments My heart glued to my ribs so swollen Feelin aged like im that old man Where do I even begin the list, colon Comedy and tragedy My closest friends since beginning have acted with me, the gla** half empty Now it's full aplenty, now the cold water sat there still so gently Cause when I'm facing my fears my spear be shaking The innuendo and the truth thats what my friends be sayin That's what my raps be sayin That what my thoughts be screaming Now talk with me until your lungs are dry Let the music engulf, until that flickering flame dies Let the music engulf, until that flickering flame dies Let the music engulf, until that flickering flame dies Keeping track of the flame fizzlin the frayed string sizzlin Til it burns to the end then Then boom your muthaf**a brain explodes And your seein colors you've never seen before Perceiving 42 with a whole new view Unaskew with, nothing to prove, sayin what is life I have no clue Life is just a joke a very funny one cause your born then you die and that's the punchline son ["Deepak Chopra" on You Made it Weird with Pete Holmes]