I'm not a genius, I'm more like a genie
Granting girls wishes from my stone-cold bikini yeah
Sewing up ideas like delicious kisses
I'll play with your mind but I won't do your dishes boy
Say it again
V.G.I. (My philosophy)
V.G.I. (Is I'm a masterpiece)
V.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie)
V.G.I. (I'll say it again)
I say, I say, an intellectual genie
I'm making bullsh** disappear like I'm Hou-f**in'-dini
Turntables around with my smile bright and gleaming
You think ya take your order boy
You must be f**ing dreaming
V.G.I. (My philosophy)
V.G.I. (Is I'm a masterpiece)
V.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie)
V.G.I. (I'll say it again)
'Cause I'm extra special and I'm burning bright
I'm a UFO blazing through your starry night
You try to shoot me down girl 'cause
You just don't understand
That a woman like me can't be bound to one plan
V.G.I. (My philosophy)
V.G.I. (Is I'm a masterpiece)
V.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie)
V.G.I. (I'll say it again)
I don't wanna say I want to,
And I don't wanna say I don't
Sometimes the secret is
Sometimes the secret is yes
Yes yes yes
V.G.I. (I'm a philosopher)
V.G.I. (And I'm a masterpiece)
V.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie)
V.G.I. (I'll say it again)