I saw my old man
 Exploding out of a tunnel
 I knew what came next
 Recognized that cruel seed 
That brought the downfall
 of the distant gaze Distant gaze

 welcome in a son of Clovius Boofus 
Just another sheep boy

Duck call, swan song
 Idiot son of Donkey Kong and I say 

You don't have to be afraid, love
 'Cause I'm a safesurfer, darlin'
 You don't have to be afraid, love
 'Cause I'm a safesurfer, darlin' (ad infinitum)