We all went to the Playboy Mansion
Partied with the Marilyn Manson
I think my time's arrived at last
I was doing c**aine off Miss Octobers' Ass
You don't believe me but it's true
You don't believe me and you don't have to
You don't believe me but it's true
You don't believe me and you don't have to
It's not the kind of sh** that I'd make up
We all went to the Playboy Mansion
Met some girl with a breast expansion
Saw the stupid car she bought
And got a hand job out in the parking lot
You don't believe me but it's true
You don't believe me and you don't have to
You don't believe me but it's true
You don't believe me and you don't have to
Don't ask me about everybody there
But we did get drunk with that basketball guy
With the funny hair
You don't believe me but it's true
You don't believe me and you don't have to
You don't believe me but it's true
You don't believe me and you don't have to
It's not the kind of sh** that I'd make up