You Ever Met an Alien? Well I did!
She on some Spacey sh**! Got that finger like ET
As an 80's kid the place I live
Is the future from an 80's flick
I'm Biff at the casino on some AV sh**
Spittin' Rabies sick
Now maybe its the sh** we done raised em with
And you can hate on this
N say f** it like me and just blaze a spliff
Started quick after work on a foggy Friday
The girl at burger king said I could have it my way
Without the blase we moved to the party
s**ed my dick with now and laters up in the hallway
AYE!!!!
Ain't nothin' like a nut after a longday
But I just met this s*ut am I headed the wrongway?
A song played on, the plates rotated
Damn I'm faded
I made it to the native oasis
The faces melt to together now I'm up in a spaceship
I'm laying on a table and my body is naked
They ask for my pa**port and occupation
Said I'm intoxicated how'd my pubes get braided?
Where my date went, how I came to this nation
Don't know what they sayin, but it must be the sedation
Or a cavity search at the boarder by Canadians
You Ever Met an Alien? Well I did!
She on some Spacey sh**! Got that finger like ET
As an 80's kid the place I live
Is the future from an 80's flick
I'm Biff at the casino on some AV sh**
Spittin' Rabies sick
Now maybe its the sh** we done raised em with
And you can hate on this
N say f** it like me and just blaze a spliff
What happened next was suprising
She mesmerized me
Took my memory beyond new horizons
She said close your eyes and open your mind
When I did
I reclined and seen the skyline lit
Its way sicker that a sci-fi flick
Controlin' your brain with them wi-fi chips
Gave them aids on the Hi-five tip
And as the epidemic spread its like "bye-bye dick"
Now I'mma split in a saucer with my alien girl
To a parallel dimension on a Universal tour
Before the pyramids was a paradise
To cure this paradox here was her advice
To be alive the lies help us deal with the vice
Realize its a device to help you sleep in the night
Your could try to dream it bye and lead a previous life
Or get conscious be honest fight your demons tonight