Hey hello I love you oh I'm sorry better properly meet I've just got all these big ideas of what I want, what I wish for, what I need So you look the part and act the part and say the lines and I'll make up the rest And if I can stay protected, undetected and in charge, that's for the best Cos when I get to talking, it's like I'm on bad trucker speed I'm definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely not what you need I like not being strong enough, I like being porous and swayed I like not being able to handle it, like at bad movies, I Iove crying at the ends Like Wimbledon, that tennis one, with That One Guy from A Beautiful Mind And Kirsten Dunst, so inlovewithable, from the front and from behind So if you just don't want a guy that cries and likes his fantasies I'm definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely not what you need Sometimes I wonder what it might be like to be Solid Tough and Cool
Sometimes I wonder if I should've maybe tried a bit harder in school I can waste whole weeks in a haze of what could have been I'm too proud and too ashamed at the same time, that's called low self-esteem So unless you're into hanging out to watch me brag and bleed I'm definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely not what you need I'm quite a catch, perfect match, a hot knight with a mighty fine steed I'm all that and a bag of chips, I'm to love what money is to greed I'll stay with you forever, if by forever you mean a little while I'll bet if you could ever get all the bullsh** out of me, it'd make a pretty, pretty pile Cos when I get to talking, it's like I'm on bad trucker speed And if you don't want a guy that cries and likes his fantasies Or unless you're into hanging out to watch me brag and bleed I'm definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely not what you need