It starts soft like a thousand
other songs that you've heard before
Except in this one they do a little
du-du-du-du-DU-dum-du-du
So you try to change the station
but it's playing on every one
A bunch sh**ty-a** chords and lyrics
recorded by a f**ing moron
And you a**ume the the general public
is not that stupid
You're positive that nobody will want
to listen to this
But you are wrong
They wanna know the stupid
motherf**ing lame co*k-s**ing
cookie cutter radio friendly song
And everyone sings along in their cars
and at the mall
And at the office they all love the new
radio friendly song
Un-o-ri-gi-nal me-lo-dy
Why did John Lennon have to be the one
to get shot, something's wrong
While these douche bags are all still alive
singing these a**-licking songs
All these f**ing unoriginal pussies
that don't have anything to say
I'm not h*mophobic, but this song is
so f**ing gay
You can barely retain the vomit
that's raising in your throat
And you a**ume that everyone will think
that this song is terrible
But you are wrong
They wanna know the stupid
motherf**ing lame co*k-s**ing
cookie cutter radio friendly song
And everyone sings along in their cars
and at the mall
And at the office they all love the new
radio friendly ...
Piece of sh**
oh what a s**y-a** piece of sh**
I'd rather shoot myself in the face
than listen to this
corporate b**h singing this
stupid motherf**ing lame co*k-s**ing
cookie cutter radio friendly piece of sh**
God I hate this sh**!