"Oh my God, did you hear about Michael Jackson?" "Yeah, I heard about Michael Jackson. It's crazy, right?" "Yeah, I can't believe it. All of a sudden the media's on his side." "I know, it's crazy, right?" Michael Jackson is dead Don't pretend you give a sh** You motherf**ing hypocrites Remember what you said he did Michael Jackson is dead No, you never gave a sh** So why are you pretending You motherf**ing hypocrites? "Michael Jackson's such a freak" You'd hear it a thousand times a week On every f**ing TV screen And every f**ing magazine Yeah sure we liked him for a while For a few years when he was in style Then someone said he's a pedophile And f**ing boys is what makes him smile Then there was a punchline every day About his Skeletor-like face And how he loved twelve year old balls We didn't care if it was true or false So don't pretend that you give a f** Keep talking 'bout how he s**ed twelve year old co*k And went from being a cute little black kid And died as a white skeleton robot Michael Jackson is dead Don't pretend you give a sh** You motherf**ing hypocrites Remember what you said he did Michael Jackson is dead No, you never gave a sh** So why are you pretending You motherf**ing hypocrites? Remember when he dangled his kid from a balcony? I wasn't hearing you call him legendary
And when we heard that sh** about the Culkin kid We said "Oh my God, Jacko's motherf**ing sick! He likes f**ing kids! He likes f**ing kids!" Nobody was talking 'bout his music Now if I say he died choking on a kid's dick You say "Oh my God, that's so offensive!" Well f** you you motherf**ing c*nt-a** b**h Everyone in the news you hear from motherf**ing cribs On your high horse saying that I'm a demon 'Cause I say he overdosed on a boy's semen Michael Jackson is dead Don't pretend you give a sh** You motherf**ing hypocrites Remember what you said he did Michael Jackson is dead No, you never gave a sh** So why are you pretending You motherf**ing hypocrites? "Oh, it's so sad that Michael pa**ed away, we loved him so much." Really? Really, did you love him? 'Cause from where I'm standing it kinda looked like you hated him And that you called him a freak and that you wanted him to die But now that he's dead, you love him And he's a legend and he's so amazing And "We love Michael Jackson!" How about you go f** yourself you big bunch of f**ing hypocrites? Here, I'm going to do this for you I'm going to do this for you Billie Jean was not his lover Of course she wasn't, she had a vagina And she was older than twelve years old f** you, hypocrites