[Intro]
Yo!
Uh!
Motherf**ers out there be talking about started from the bottom,
Starting with nothing, ha!
Y'all don't know sh**!
That don't compare to the struggle I had to go through.
Y'all better recognize, motherf**ers!
Cause me...
[Hook x2]
I started as a baby,
A tiny little baby,
Now look at me, uh,
Now look at me.
[Verse 1]
When everybody look at me, yo, they can tell that I'm a grown-up,
Six-foot-one, facial hair, with the coffee cup,
People saying 'wha**up' when they see me on the block.
Cause they know I'm on the tour and I know how to talk.
But back in the day I couldn't talk, I was a baby,
I didn't even know what English was, it sounds crazy.
I couldn't even walk, my baby legs were way too weak,
Look at me now communicating on my two feet.
And eating solid foods whenever the f** I want,
Celery, broccoli, spaghetti, smokey cheese and croissant.
But y'all, when I was a newborn child it wasn't this way,
Breast milk was the only food my stomach could take.
Because I didn't have teeth, motherf**er, I couldn't chew,
b**h, look at me now, I'm f**ing biting into fresh fruit.
Saying 'f** you' to all the haters talking sh**
Who say I was never a baby, I was born like this.
b**h, just because you see me sitting on a toilet,
Don't mean I don't know what it's like to feel a diaper with a load of sh**.
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
I drive to work every day to go make some dollar bills,
The reason I can do this is that I have basic motor sk**s,
Which I developed over time, but, yo, back in the day,
This sh** was way too complicated for my tiny baby brain.
No comprehension of the concept of motorized transportation,
Didn't even understand the concept of changing locations,
In the car seat, I stroll, yo, I didn't give a f**,
Just as long as when I cried I had a titty to s**.
But I come a long way, today I drive my own car,
As a baby I never thought I would make it this far.
Contemplating the future was literally impossible,
At birth empirical knowledge can be a big obstacle.
But being born a baby didn't stop me, I am not a quitter,
I kept being alive, so over time, my body got bigger,
Life experience and education helped develop my brain,
Look at me now, I'm a grown-up, things done changed!
[Hook]
[Hook]
Being a baby wasn't easy,
But it made me who I am,
If you were never a baby,
Well, you wouldn't understand.
It sounds crazy, but before being a baby,
I was split in half (two parts),
Half in my mom, the other half
Was in my dad's nutsack (means his testicles).
[Verse 3]
That's right, b**h, I even used to be microscopic,
Shot out of my dad's dick into mom's uterus,
Nine months later I was s**ing on my mom's tit,
Thirty years later I recorded this f**ing hit!
[Hook]
[Outro]
Oh, yeah... I'm getting paper!
sh**, when I was a baby, I didn't even know what paper was,
I didn't even know that you could exchange it for goods and services.
I didn't even know what goods and services were.
What about you, MC Vagina?
(When I was a baby, I didn't even know that owning a lot of guns
Was the best thing you could do for safety.
When I was a baby, I was sooo stupid! )