[Intro] Yo, other rappers claim to not give a f** Well, step aside, b**hes Cause I give the lowest amount of f** humanly possible [Hook] (I don't give a f**) About anything, f** everyone and f** everything (I don't give a f**) I literally don't give a f** about anything [Verse 1] I don't give a f** about motherf**in' anything People care about sh**, I say, "f** everything" f** you, f** me, f** the sky, f** trees f** the sun, I don't need heat or vitamin D And f** toasters, I don't need to cook my bread And f** coasters, I use a little plate instead And f** roosters, with your useless co*k-a-doodle-doo We invented alarm clocks, we no longer need you Don't give a f** about chairs, I prefer to stand And f** air conditioners, I got a ceiling fan And f** the movie "The Fan", starring Wesley Snipes "Demolition Man" is the only Snipes movie I like And f** likin' sh**, I don't even like the stuff that I like Don't give a f** about not likin' all the sh** I don't like Like tissues, f** 'em, I'll blow my nose on the couch And f** my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouth Don't give a f** about seeing, b**h, f** my eyes f** visual perception, yo, I'd rather be blind And f** time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke And hours are way too long, they should be half-an-hour at most And f** coasts, don't give a f** about where water meets land And f** boats, just cause you float, you think you're so f**in' bad? And f** jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but [Hook] (I don't give a f**) About anything, f** everyone and f** everything (I don't give a f**) I literally don't give a f** about anything [Verse 2] Walked into a coffeeshop and ordered a cup The girl said, "Small, medium, large?" I said, "b**h, I don't give a f**!"
She said, "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size" I said, "Fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a f**, alright?!" Don't give a f** about beverage size options, motherf**er And I don't give a f** about liquids either They're all wet and sh** and tend to spill all over the place Like human semen when I get it all over my face I'm not gay, I just don't give a f** about straight s** And f** my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead And f** biological functions, f** the human body I prefer the body of a bat and the head of a coyote I call myself "Batyote" and I fight crime at night I know it's similar to Batman, but motherf** copyright I plagiarize all the time, I do it every day Cause I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way And f** birth, enterin' the world of space and time is a b**h Searchin' for purpose in the random universe s**s dick Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way? Did I choose to not give a f** about ice cube trays? If I want ice, I'll go to the f**in' corner store and buy a bag Fillin' you up and waitin' for the water to freeze is a motherf**in' drag You know what? f** the word "f**," I don't need to use it I'll replace it with the word "chainsaw" for this chorus [Hook] (I don't give a chainsaw) About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything (I don't give a chainsaw) I literally don't give a chainsaw 'bout anything [Bridge] If there were a contest to see who doesn't give a f** the most I wouldn't win cause I don't give a f** about winnin', yo And don't even give a f** about not givin' a f** So I do give a f** — wait, what? [Hook] (I give a f**) About everything, I love everyone and care about everything (I give a f**) I literally care about every motherf**in' thing