She walked on in, cheeks red from the cold
Having some sky blue eyes
White snowflakes was melting in her hair
I caught her smiling, ooh
But it smelled of some greed
I fell to the floor, sweat dripping from my brow
She done left, she took what she wanted
But I'll never know why because
b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my f**in' hat
b**h stole my hat, she won't give it back
b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherf**in' hat
Stole my hat, I'm gonna get it back
b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my f**in' hat
b**h stole my hat, she won't give it back
b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherf**in' hat
I'm gonna kick the b**h's a**
Tiara wearin' turd, queen thievery
Swipes the coonskin derby that's my creation
Kidnap my cap, hazardous occupation
Gig money gone to larceny
You drink four beers then you start to steal
Slip it off my head, kiss my cheek; seduction
With the dressing room bare, stocking cap abduction
I know what you're thinkin', this is my next meal
Remove my lid, 'cause on your head I will dine
I'm gonna skin you alive
b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my f**in' hat
b**h stole my hat, she won't give it back
b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherf**in' hat
Oh
b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my f**in' hat
b**h stole my hat, she won't give it back
b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherf**in' hat
I'm gonna kick the b**h
Thirty-six, twenty-nine, what I paid
I see you snake my favorite tuk
Drop the fez now or I piss in your face
You got no respect for property and place
Princess raised, daddy's spoiled greedy little brat
You ask why I'm dark, 'cause the b**h stole my hat
Now you ask yourself "Why you gotta use that word?"
Five finger discount on a hat that's not yours
Catch a brick, eat my sh**, you little f**
While I'm here to give a f**, you'll get what you deserve
b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my f**in' hat
b**h stole my hat, she won't give it back
b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherf**in' hat
Stole my f**in' hat, stole my f**in' hat
b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my f**in' hat
b**h stole my hat, she won't give it back
b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherf**in' hat
Gonna kick the b**h's a**
b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my f**in' hat
b**h stole my hat, she won't give it back
b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherf**in' hat
Ahh