It's the story
Of an ugly lady
Who was bringing up
3 semi-ugly girls
All of them had pubies
Like their mother
The youngest one in curls
It's the story
Of a f*g named Brady
Who was bringing up
3 boys of his own
They'd get hard-ons
Right after dinner
No half-and-half
They'd creme their own
Till the one day when
The lady met this fellow
And they knew that it was
Much more than a hunch
That these pinheads should
Never have more children
That's the way they all became
The bu*tf** Bunch
The bu*tf** Bunch
The bu*tf** Bunch
That's the way they became
The bu*tf** Bunch