(k**er k**er k**er, k**er k**er k**er)
When I left a dirty message on your answer machine
Left a call sign in the middle, so you'd know it was me
I got your number, from a rock and roll band
They said you'd turn this old boy into man
I'm drivin' the wheels on fire, headin' to your place
Ooh baby my guns for hire, no time to waste
k**er k**er k**er on the sheets, she's so pretty, got no pity
(She'll knock you off your feet)
k**er k**er k**er on the sheets, she's so fine, her legs divine
(Heaven don't come cheap)
Caught a strange reflection on your mirror in the sky
It was the cutest little tattoo on your thigh
I tried to read it, that dirty little rhyme
So I altered my position, it read, kiss your a** goodbye
I'm learnin' the perfect crime, a little every day
Emergency 999, there's no escape
k**er k**er k**er on the sheets, she's so naughty, loud and bawdy
(The lady loves to tease)
k**er k**er k**er on the sheets, she's so wild, the devil's child
(Beauty's just skin deep)
You got me, I'm in your sights, your s**ual sacrifice
k**er k**er k**er on the sheets, she's so pretty, got no pity
(She'll knock you off your feet)
k**er k**er k**er on the sheets, she's so fine, the devil's child
(Heaven don't come cheap)
She's so fine, the devil's child, knocks me off my feet
k**er k**er k**er on the sheets, k**er k**er k**er on the sheets
She's so naughty, loud and bawdy (she'll blow you off your feet)
k**er k**er k**er on the sheets, she's so wild, she drives you wild...