She's old
Older than me
But I don't mind
Every touch
Is a fantasy
Man, we have a good time
In between
Her appointments and bridge
And her king-size sheets
It's a scene
From Harlequin pages
Played by a couple of cheats
My friends say
Don't you value your life?
Stop messing around
Messing around
Messing around
With the Governor's wife
He's tall
Taller than me
With a knack for invention
He does
The best that he can
With the worst intentions
He's got friends
Of the villainous kind
Nasty as bile
He wears
A gun on his belt
And a crocodile smile
Don't you value your life?
Stop messing around
With the Governor's wife
She likes gold
And that's over my head
But she doesn't mind
I am just
A toy in her bed
And that suits me fine
I am told
That I'm not the first
And I won't be the last
They say some
Of the others left town
And some have pa**ed
Don't you value your life?
Why are you walking
Toward the blade of a knife?
That guy
He disappears people
In the dead of the night
Stop messing around
Messing around
Messing around
With the Governor's wife