The world was gonna end in
Two thousand and twelve
The planets would align and blow us all to hell
That was the same year that Jerry lost Michelle
If the Mayans had been right
It might have been just as well
Now Jerry lives in an apartment he can't afford
With papers of formulas all over the floor
Studying the sun since she walked out the door
Says we prob'ly won't explode
But you never can be sure
I got a ticket to the lottery
The biggest jackpot in history
I'm gonna be so carefree
I'm all in
Someone's gotta win
Five billion years from now the sun'll burn out
Drift into nebula and leave us without
Sustainable life, so Jerry's figuring out
How to save us all from doom
But I don't know what he's talking about
I got a ticket to the lottery
The biggest jackpot in history
I'm gonna be so carefree
I'm all in
Someone's gotta win
She left, upset his balance
Knocked him off his axis
She left, upset his balance
Knocked him off his axis
She left, upset his balance
Knocked him off his axis
She left, upset his balance
Knocked him off his axis
She left, upset his balance
Knocked him off his axis
I got a ticket to the lottery
The biggest jackpot in history
I'm gonna be so carefree
I'm all in
Someone's gotta win