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She's dancing really slow, she's dancing really slow Sharon's got a d**tore in her bathroom She loves you all right, she loves you all right Hold her up and she'll say you made her Put it in and she'll love you later She cannot hold you tight She cannot hold you tight She cannot hold you tight She cannot hold you tight Sharon's got a d**tore Sharon's got a d**tore Sharon's got a d**tore Sharon's got a d**tore Sharon's got a d**tore Sharon's got a d**tore Sharon's got a d**tore