Gather round the bar let's have a race
I want to see how much beer I can pour into my face
Bottoms up down it goes, sending bubbles up my nose
Pick me up and lay me somewhere safe
Don't stand me up I'll fall, lean me up against the wall
Never touch the demon drink again
All I'll touch is tea
Alcohol's destroying me
All I want to do is sleep
All I want to do is sleep
Everything is spinning round
Got to get up off the ground
Sorry if I've missed my round
This one's on me lads here's a pound
Everything is spinning round
Got to get up off the ground
Sorry if I've missed my round
This one's on me lads here's a pound
Take me out and put me in a taxi
Tell the driver where to go 'cos I don't think I know
See you all tomorrow in the bar
I've got to come back cause I've had to leave the car
All I want to do is sleep
All I want to do is sleep