Gather round the bar let's have a race I want to see how much beer I can pour into my face Bottoms up down it goes, sending bubbles up my nose Pick me up and lay me somewhere safe Don't stand me up I'll fall, lean me up against the wall Never touch the demon drink again All I'll touch is tea Alcohol's destroying me All I want to do is sleep All I want to do is sleep Everything is spinning round Got to get up off the ground
Sorry if I've missed my round This one's on me lads here's a pound Everything is spinning round Got to get up off the ground Sorry if I've missed my round This one's on me lads here's a pound Take me out and put me in a taxi Tell the driver where to go 'cos I don't think I know See you all tomorrow in the bar I've got to come back cause I've had to leave the car All I want to do is sleep All I want to do is sleep