My mother used to treat me like a fool Made sure I did my homework and I wasn't late for school Told me exactly what to wear and how and when to cut my hair But a boy can only stand so much then he has to make a move. My dad didn't have too much to say He had to agree with ma It made his life much easier But it didn't get me too far He'd sit there in his armchair with his paper in his hand And tell me not to answer back when I tried to make him understand. So I said Who in the hell do you think you are? Telling me what to do Who in the hell do you think you are? I'm old enough to take care of myself And I'm big enough to take care of you. I'm gonna go to school if and when I please I'm gonna grow my hair down to my knees No more uniforms and suits, go put on my jeans You're just my mum and dad You ain't the king and queen. My teachers never liked me, said I had a nasty mind Always gave me extra work and made me stay behind They picked the hardest questions for me the hardest they could find
So once day when I was old enough I stood up and said I resign. Don't wanna know about geography I'd rather have p**nography Keep your history and geology Gonna teach myself biology, the easy way. (Fiddle Solo) Who in the hell do you think you are? Telling me what to do Who in the hell do you think you are? I'm old enough to take care of myself And I'm big enough to take care of you. So I got myself an office job sweeping up all day Licking stamps and making tea which I took round on a tray I went into the boss and asked him for a raise in pay He said ask me in seven more years young man I'm busy go away. So I said Who in the hell do you think you are? Telling me what to do Who in the hell do you think you are? I'm old enough to take care of myself And I'm big enough to take care of you. I'm gonna sleep in every morning Get up when I stop yawning Pick up my unemployment pay Lay back and watch TV all day.