Girls are a thing that have always mystified me One thing I'll never understand There's more of those girls than us boys But they never seem to be at hand Well, I decided I was gonna be a real lady k**er I was gonna get more than my share So I went out hunting and soon found out It's safer hunting grizzly bear. So much for the lady k**er You never could So much for the lady k**er You just ain't no good. Let me tell you 'bout number one She sure was fun I met her at a dance it was my first romance, I was a lucky son of a gun We danced for a while then she flashed a smile So I said let's take a walk outside She said I don't think I'd better, here comes my fella He had shoulders four feet wide. So much for the lady k**er You haven't got a clue So much for the lady k**er The ladies are k**ing you. Well I was getting frustrated Sweet sixteen and never been kissed I got infuriated (down down) Not even one girl on my telephone list. So I went to Amsterdam and wham bam
I was caught out in the rain I ran into a restaurant My legs were crossed with the pain I asked a waitress where the mens room was But she didn't understand So I pointed to the place and she slapped my face I ended up on the witness stand. So much for the lady k**er So juvenile So much for the lady k**er You ain't got no style. Well I was getting frustrated Sweet sixteen and never been kissed I got infuriated (down down) Not even one girl on my telephone list. So I went along to the doctor I said, doctor is there something wrong with me? He said, stick out your tongue, say aagh and now cough Not as far as I can see Oooh you're trying too hard, sit down and relax I'll tell you what you gotta do Thre ain't no sense in running after them Well turn around and let them run after you. So much for the lady k**er It wasn't meant to be So much for the lady k**er You'd better run off to sea There you can be a maneater, maneater Queen bee baby Queen bee baby.