[Verse 1]
I'm a blank page in a notebook
Waiting to be filled with countless drawings of co*ks
I'm a bathroom wall freshly painted over
To cover up swastikas and the names of girls that we called s*uts
I am the Total Gym™
I am the Salad Glove™
I'm the Slap-Chop™
I'm the Forever Lazy™
I am a boring and worthless thing, and nobody should save me
[Verse 2]
I am the Kool-Aid stains on the mouth of a kid
Whose name is most likely Cody
He had a juice-box for breakfast and he carries a stick
That he most likely found in the alley
Cody doesn't have friends and his parents hate each other
He wants to find a better way to love his family
After school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the Arby's
[Verse 3]
I'm the camera that watches you
When you think you are awake
I'm the Jesus fish in the drug traffic van
That keeps all their c**aine safe
I'm the guy that eats at least fifty chicken wings
At an all you can eat buffet
I'm the Xbox controller of a drone operator today
[Verse 4]
I'm a hologram of a tanning booth
In a history cla** from the future
I'm the nuclear test, Operation Dominic
That gave my grandfather cancer
I'm a video store clerk and an angel of d**h
Hi, how are you?
My name is Trevor
Prepare to die, Bad Lieutenant 2
Is the greatest movie ever