All the elevator bu*tons Oh so Incredibly High I stand today for the midget At the size of a regular Guy Let Me Hold You Little Man As the parade pa**es by Let Me Hold You Little man We'll make believe you can fly You shout for me to put you down But I'm marching today for your cause I'm bangin' the drum Your big day will come When they remake the wizard of Oz Let Me Hold You Midget Man We'll pretend that you're flyin in space
Let Me Hold You Little Man So the dog will stop licking your face Little Shoes, Little Pants Little Song, Little Dance Little Heart, Little Mind But your rights are as big as mine Na, Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na Na Na-Na Na Na Thank God I'm Tall I won't let you fall We're all midget, one and for all Thank God I'm Tall I won't let you fall We're all midget, and some are just small Stand Up For The Little People!