Cupid sat perched upon a tree / co*ked his arrow back and then searched for love for me / then he put his arrow down and he came back to the ground / said “Sorry Joe, you're doomed to be sad and lonely” / sad , sadder than the bluest bird / lonely as a mouse / perched upon a window sill in a big old haunted house / doomed like the man who tried to swim across the sea / oh the agony / so sad and lonely / Well Tony and Marie sure liked to turtledove / said that it was forever / swore up and down it was love / but Tony couldn't cease his infidelities / now that poor old gal she's doomed to be sad and lonely / sad, sadder than a D minor in a brokenhearted melody / down in the dumps, grim, grave, grievous, troublesome, and melancholy / and I'm so sick of trying so I feel I must decree / oh the agony / so sad and lonely