In the mirror when I'm debonair
My reactions are my own affair
A body likes to be near the phone
Oh Nancy, Leslie, Jack, and Joan
I die when I'm alone
Shake your booty when your back is bent
Put your feelings where my mouth just went
As serious as things do seem
At least you've put me on the team
And friends do rule supreme
Oh, pardon you, me
With a capital 'C'
And who would have thought
With a capital ought
In between the lines
Speak of chickens when you think of next
What the Dickens if they're highly s**ed
Through channels that were once can*ls
Do lift the heart of my morale
To hope that we are pals
Oh, vanity fair with a capital 'V'
You give me a share
You take it from me
Oh, jolly good show with a capital 'O'
It's terrific to go
Hello
Hello, hello, hello